February 2012
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
everyone at my school: i have straight a's i play every sport you've ever heard of and probably at least four that you haven't i have a great boyfriend/girlfriend i love him/her so much my family is amazing we spend all of our free time together i mean the time that i'm not spending reading to homeless blind people or walking dogs with only three legs i do all of my homework on time and all of my teachers love me my life is so good i'm so popular and happy
me: ..i have a blog
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California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT it's freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
“You can’t just make me different and then leave. You can’t. You can’t change me...”
– John Green, Looking For Alaska (via -rheasunshine)
“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every...”
– Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via oliv3juice)
