Evan Thinks He's Cool: Archive

Jan 1st

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If someone in Japan right now got in an airplane,...

chuck-taylors: youonlyliveonce-xo:

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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I honestly don't care that I'm spending New Years...

Jan 1st

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Every slutty girls facebook status for new years:...

Jan 1st

This is pretty much going to be me later tonight.

11:50 PM Oh my gosh, 2010 is almost over you guys.. 11:55 PM You guys I’m so excited. 11:58 PM Omg, you guys I don’t think you understand, it’s gunna be an entirely new year. 11:59 PM Hey look, everyone is already outside yelling. 12:00 AM Wow omg yay Happy New Year everyone.. 12:15 AM Oh it’s 2011 now, right? 12:30 Yeah, goodnight.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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My 2011 Resolutions.

I’ll start to look on the brighter side of things. I won’t take shit from anyone. I won’t cry over another asshole. I won’t hate myself because of my imperfections. I’ll be more confident. Bitches can gtfo. I’ll surround myself with the ones who make me laugh. I won’t get butt-hurt over silly little things. but most importantly, I’ll let go of the past.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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God damn it Sarah Mclachlan needs to stop filming...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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I hate when people are like "You laugh too much."

cravingblueberries: It’s like BITCH AREN’T I ALLOWED TO FUCKING LAUGH?! and then I remember that laughing is good for your health and I’m gonna live longer than that motherfucker.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

TUMBLRS HIGHLIGHTS OF THE YEAR.

dayalove: maxwellstarship: - WE DISCOVERED TUMBLR. - WHEN TUMBLR TURNED PURPLE. - WHEN 4CHAN TRIED TO HACK TUMBLR, - AND FAILED. - THE ‘WHAT IS AIR’ INVASION ON OMEGLE. - THE DAY TUMBLR CRASHED FOR 32 HOURS. - WHEN TUMBLR CAME BACK WHEN TUMBLR TURNED BLACK FOR THE OIL SPILL lmao ^

Dec 31st

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Kidz Bop needs to be outlawed like immediately....

Dec 31st

whatigaveisyourstokeep asked: Ahh so jealous.

Your not missing out on too much in regards to the snow, it's not all that special after you've lived with it for 15 years. But if you've never seen it, it's probably more exciting.

Do you live right along a beach?

Dec 30th

whatigaveisyourstokeep asked: Ahh so jealous.

Your not missing out on too much in regards to the snow, it's not all that special after you've lived with it for 15 years. But if you've never seen it, it's probably more exciting.

Do you live right along a beach?

Dec 30th