March 2012
“Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.”
– JD Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via petalis)
February 2012
“That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.”
– John Green (via 803361)
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
“I took no pride in my solitude; but I was dependent on it. The darkness of the...”
– Charles Bukowski (via midnightlaughs)
“Your task is not to seek love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers...”
– Rumi (via breathemystardust)
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Anonymous asked: tips on how to lower stress? i'm really stressed right now because of school
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.